Time Gentlemen Please

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Time Gentlemen Please is a British sitcom primarily written by Richard Herring and Al Murray and broadcast on Sky One from 2000 to 2002. rdf:langString

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rdf:langString When Miss Jackson bursts into tears after a disagreement with the Guv over jazz music on a new jukebox, Janet suspects something's up. Sure enough, there's a secret to rock the pub with no name.

rdf:langString The Guv's initially ecstatic, as the function room is - for once - booked. Unfortunately, it soon turns out that Greg Thompson is the patron, having found God and turned the Queen of Hearts into a coffee house.

rdf:langString Guv receives notification that he has been nominated to join the Grand Order of the Barstewards.

rdf:langString The pub's selected to field a team for cult TV pub quiz show Fact Hunt; unfortunately, the first round will be against Greg Thompson's gaff, the Queen of Hearts.

rdf:langString It's Terry's birthday, and the Guv's lined him up the traditional pint-per-year to celebrate.

rdf:langString Leslie's in court, and Terry takes his opportunity with Lesley. Meanwhile, a particularly annoying arrival at the pub turns out to be none other than Janet's infamous "last boyfriend", Dave.

rdf:langString As the decorators move inside, the Guv finds himself locked in a battle of wits with an evil Leprechaun.

rdf:langString Steve has fallen in love with French archaeologist Sue, but Janet won't let her man go without a fight. Meanwhile, head archaeologist Mike believes that there's a great business opportunity at the site.

rdf:langString The Guv and his band of dysfunctional regulars and staff continue with their unique brand of philosophy.

rdf:langString It's Guy Fawkes' night, also the birthday of little Carl, and the Guv's taking it particularly badly. Meanwhile, a new Guy Fawkes celebratory drink is causing havoc at Thackeray pubs.

rdf:langString As Terry's wedding to Miss Jackson approaches, Vicky's desperate to find a way out - but the minder assigned by her father is there to ensure everything goes ahead. Meanwhile, Dave refuses to leave, and Janet's getting desperate.

rdf:langString When Leslie falls under Connie's spell, Lesley brings a new man to the pub. Could this lead to the downfall of The Cowshed? Meanwhile, the Prof claims to have invented the never-ending beer glass.

rdf:langString As the brewery pays for the pub's refurbishment, Vicky has an embarrassing secret to admit: she doesn't know the pub's real name. Trouble is, neither does anyone else.

rdf:langString The Guv's back in the saddle, but crippled by a double case of Barman's Hand. Steve's still missing, and an applicant for Janet's old job turns out to be a student. Will salvation come?

rdf:langString The Guv's reached the end of his tether. His wife's just got remarried - to a Frenchman - and now Vicky demands he closes down for the last time if his Barman's Hand continues. Could a visitor "from overseas" change his fortunes? Has little Carl returned to his Daddy? What will become of The Cowshed?

rdf:langString It's Christmas Day, and a fire at the home means that the Guv's mum has to come and visit. He's determined that this'll be one Christmas she won't ruin.

rdf:langString It's 3am, and with torrential rain pouring down, the Guv is woken by Terry at the front door. What could he possibly want at this hour?

rdf:langString It's been a year - but the Guv finally has a date. And as the owner of his own pub, he's already got the perfect evening planned.

rdf:langString Uninvited to the Barstewards' Annual Secret Ball, the Guv sets out to sneak in. Could the promised sex orgy and night of abandoned morals break his duck?

rdf:langString It's New Year's Eve, and with Greg's special guest of 'Cheeky' Alan Supple at the Queen of Hearts, only Janet and the Guv are left.

rdf:langString Much to the Guv's disgust, the pub is selected as the first venue outside of the Irish Republic to trial a new stout, Rileys, which professes to be stout, lager and ale in one.

rdf:langString The brewery dictates that all of its pubs should hold a gay night - needless to say, the Guv is not best pleased.

rdf:langString Vicky makes a surprise visit to inspect the Guv'nor's books. Meanwhile, Terry's gone AWOL and Steve's sold the time bell for a bag of magic mushrooms.

rdf:langString As the pub faces the latest whim of Vicky's father, the Guv's hopes of finally getting his dream of a carvery could be realised. Will they be dashed once more, or will a long-dead German come up trumps?

rdf:langString Connie is thrown into a moral quandary; torn between her job and 'friends', her objection to pornography, and her residual feelings toward ex-boyfriend Dean, when instructed by nasty brewery owner Mr Jackson to take part in a topless calendar shoot.

rdf:langString The Guv visits Tony Harris in hospital, and bumps into Terry, Vicky, Tina and Sinjun whilst there. The future looks bleak for both Tony and Vicky, but a surprise could be around the corner.

rdf:langString Despite the Guv's protests, Vicky hires a local celebrity chef, the Bare-Arsed Naked Cook. As she and Connie fight for his affections, the Guv continues to insist on his dismissal.

rdf:langString Guv and the regulars are oblivious when a drug dealer makes a new dealing base out of the pub. But the Irish criminal is under police surveillance.

rdf:langString Barman's Hand takes the ultimate toll on the Guv'nor, and he collapses, setting fire to the kitchen in the process. Although quickly saved by the regulars, he's tormented by visions of giant mice, and when Vicky finds out his terrible shame, he's encouraged to visit a psychiatrist.

rdf:langString The Guv's reluctantly having his beer garden turned into a car park, but work is stopped when human remains are discovered during the excavations.

rdf:langString Visiting the psychiatrist, Vicky's twin sister, the Guv is forced to confront his demons. Does he want to shag his mother? Is there a mystery about his father? Is he actually confused? And most importantly, is he nuts?

rdf:langString The pub is trashed by a local hooligan - unfortunately, he happens to be the nephew of rival landlord and womanising bully Greg Thompson.

rdf:langString Connie's stressed over a philosophy exam that will total 0.3% of her degree, and the Guv's received a disturbing letter - Terry, however, is concerned only with his ploughman's.

rdf:langString The Guv's not feeling himself after his divorce came through, but it's Tony Harris's birthday so he and Terry have duties to attend to.

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rdf:langString Phil Daniels

rdf:langString Andrew Mackay

rdf:langString Jason Freeman

rdf:langString Julia Sawalha

rdf:langString Al Murray

rdf:langString Rebecca Front

rdf:langString Emma Pierson

rdf:langString Jeff Rudom

rdf:langString Marc Bannerman

rdf:langString Roy Heather

rdf:langString Janine Buckley

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rdf:langString Only When I Laugh

rdf:langString Juke Box Fury

rdf:langString A Dave, A Dave-O

rdf:langString All The World's A Stag

rdf:langString Bar Humbug

rdf:langString Beer Necessities

rdf:langString Date With Density

rdf:langString Day Of The Trivheads

rdf:langString Entente Lime Cordial

rdf:langString Farts Of Darkness

rdf:langString Fawkes/Off

rdf:langString Game For A Gaff

rdf:langString Getting Diggy With It

rdf:langString Got The Painters In

rdf:langString Greetings Stout Yeoman

rdf:langString Help! The Aged

rdf:langString Hoppy Birthday

rdf:langString King Barsteward

rdf:langString Landlord Of The Giants

rdf:langString Monkey's Uncle

rdf:langString More Tea Vicky?

rdf:langString Never Confused

rdf:langString New Year's Steve

rdf:langString Of Mice And Mentallists

rdf:langString Optics Wide Shut

rdf:langString Playing Silly Buggers

rdf:langString Speed The Ploughmans

rdf:langString Storming Up A Cook

rdf:langString The Harder They Crawl

rdf:langString The Man In The Iron Cask

rdf:langString The Pub That Forgot Time

rdf:langString The Return Of Martin Greer

rdf:langString The Slopranos

rdf:langString This Vale Of Beers

rdf:langString Wishing On A Bar

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rdf:langString Time Gentlemen Please is a British sitcom primarily written by Richard Herring and Al Murray and broadcast on Sky One from 2000 to 2002.

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