List of The Brittas Empire episodes

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Dit is een lijst met afleveringen van de Engelse televisieserie The Brittas Empire. De serie telt 7 seizoenen. Een overzicht van alle afleveringen is hieronder te vinden. rdf:langString

This is a list of episodes, with synopses and airdates, of the British sitcom The Brittas Empire. It stars Chris Barrie as Gordon Brittas, the well-meaning but incompetent manager of a leisure centre in Southern England. It first aired between 1991 and 1997 on BBC1. It was created by Richard Fegen and Andrew Norriss, who together co-wrote the first five series (1991–1996). A total of seven series and 52 episodes were created, including two Christmas specials (1994 and 1996) and one short sketch for Children In Need. Most of the main characters are in all episodes, but Laura is only in the first five series. Helen Brittas is in all but one episode (in series four); Linda does not appear in two episodes of the first series. Angie is only in series one, and her replacement is Julie, played by rdf:langString

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rdf:langString Gordon Brittas arrives at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre to find enthusiastic staff, but receptionist Carole is depressed. She gave birth three weeks ago and her husband left her for her best friend. Within minutes of arrival, Brittas brings along some very complicated rotas, which he refuses to change, upsetting the staff - one of whom tries to drop a table tennis table onto him. In reaction to Brittas' condescending attitude, the cleaner walks away. The builders react to Brittas by going on strike and pouring concrete into Brittas' car. Councillor Dapping soon regrets the council appointing Brittas as manager of the new leisure centre.

rdf:langString After a large block of ice mysteriously crashes through the roof, events make Colin believe that aliens have taken over the Centre. Meanwhile, Carole's son Ben has a birthday party in his cupboard; and Helen moves all her household goods into the Centre after accidentally selling her and Gordon's house.

rdf:langString A pregnant cow loose in the centre eats some of Colin's leaves, which speed up labour; she gives birth on the squash courts, assisted by a gynaecologist. Carole has also eaten some of the leaves, and her twins are delivered by the vet who had come to assist the bovine mother-to-be. Helen tells Laura that she is pregnant with twins and that Brittas is the father of Carole's twins.

rdf:langString With a replacement manager for Brittas, the centre is busier than ever. But the new manager is untidy, disorganised, and apathetic, much to Brittas's disappointment. However, even as a visitor to the center, Brittas still manages to cause chaos: an accident involving a gas leak and a faulty clock causes an explosion and fire. After the centre is destroyed, Brittas is regarded as a hero. He is awarded a George Medal and offered his old job back.

rdf:langString An extreme argument with the Rotary Club results in them setting Brittas' feet in concrete. After frequent arguments break out, Brittas think the centre has sick building syndrome. A specialist arrives, and Laura is tasked with explaining to Brittas that he is the cause of the centre's problems. Laura proceeds to explain subtext and tone of voice to Brittas, after which he decides to return the moped bought for Helen and buy her a car instead, to her delight. A stonemason arrives to remove the concrete using a chisel.

rdf:langString Brittas believes that a private right-of-way goes through the Centre; Helen realizes that she has two husbands; an outbreak of lethal diseases causes chaos. Meanwhile, a man who claims that he is the "Face In The Crowd" causes trouble by stealing a signboard concerning the aforesaid topic.

rdf:langString An underwater wedding is being held inside the centre, but the best man's finger is stuck in a grate at the bottom of the pool. Also, a drunk disabled man is on the loose in his electric wheelchair, and Brittas executes a plan involving cardboard boxes to catch him, which leads to Colin shooting Gavin with a harpoon gun and chlorine gas leaking throughout the building. Witness to the madness is 17-year-old jobseeker Beverley.

rdf:langString Julie goes into labour, Colin has a large amount of manure delivered to the centre, and a bungee jump is prepared; Gavin and Tim are both scared of heights, but even more scared of each other knowing this.

rdf:langString Brittas prepares for a television documentary recording at the Centre and hires a model to stand in for Colin. However, a lethal disease breaks out.

rdf:langString The staff celebrate the anniversary of the centre with a cake that Brittas made. Due to a gypsy curse placed upon him, everyone who has a piece dies shortly after eating it. Julie contemplates marriage, there is a build-up of marsh gas in the centre, and Carole makes a devastating discovery. After being pecked unconscious by a bird, Brittas wakes up to find that him managing the centre was all a dream, and he is actually on his way to his job interview.

rdf:langString Brittas tells Laura that he is going to sack Colin due to Colin's ineptitude. Colin arrives having been temporarily blinded in an accident. His great aunt - who raised him after his parents died - has died, and all of his money has been stolen by a man who has recently fled to Rio de Janeiro. The toilets are leaking gallons of human excrement. After Colin identifies and solves the problem, Brittas decides against firing him. Helen does not want to leave for Brittas' new job in Brussels.

rdf:langString Brittas is convinced there is a thief amongst the staff, so he employs a series of methods to discover the culprit. After Simon ends their affair, Helen is desperate for more pills. However, the new doctor insists on meeting the cause of her depression--her husband--before giving her a prescription. After meeting Brittas, the doctor does not hesitate.

rdf:langString It is Life Cycle Week at the centre, and Sebastian Coe has come to help promote the event. Unfortunately, confusion involving a troublesome child leads to Colin mistakenly chaining Coe to a railing and the centre being attacked by a Roman recreational society. Carole’s son Ben escapes from his cupboard.

rdf:langString To impress his daughter Stephanie, whom he has never met, Colin pretends to be manager of the centre and to have major achievements. She visits from Hobart, Tasmania, Australia, while Brittas takes the day off. The staff, who were previously unaware of her existence, help him to keep up the pretence that he is what he claims to be. Brittas unexpectedly turns up, and disagrees with Colin's deception, but does not reveal the truth to Stphanie. A pornographic magazine featuring an explicit photo of Helen is found, which she prevents Brittas from seeing.

rdf:langString Brittas closes the centre for a series of fire drill exercises, while trying to convince Councillor Dapping to install a new fire escape. Helen prepares a special lunch in Brittas’ office to help save their marriage and even intends to give up the pills necessary to cope with him. Later, she accidentally starts a fire. The fire escape, which is designed to take eight people, collapses with 14 people on it.

rdf:langString The staff unwillingly go on a Survival and Fitness trip with a vengeful actor on their trail. Meanwhile, a furious Helen believes Gordon is having an affair with Carole.

rdf:langString While Brittas prepares to welcome Sebastian Coe to the 'Expansion in the Leisure Market' conference, Laura is attending a interview for manager of a leisure centre in London. Helen is terrified that without Laura, the centre will be unable to cope. Laura is offered the job, but decides to stay at Whitbury. A concussed Colin is sent to adjust the heating in the pool, leading to some pool users being electrocuted. Carole has moved her children back into the reception drawers.

rdf:langString Carole's husband, who moved to Spain with his mistress, visits the centre to reunite with her. However, a misunderstanding involving a baby leads to him deciding not to return to her. Brittas' pedantry causes queues and complications in reception and drives to breaking point the guest speaker, who has arrived to give a talk on how to cope with stress.

rdf:langString Brittas is horrified to discover women's underwear in his office and is convinced that a staff member is using the facilities to have sex. He segregates the sexes and bugs Linda; the evidence gathered leads him to Gavin, whom Brittas is unaware is in a same-sex relationship with Tim. The real culprit is Helen, who discovers that Brittas had sex with Carole at a fancy-dress party, wrongly assuming her to have been Helen, because they were both wearing tiger costumes. Julie is being hounded by reporters for rescuing a dog from a river whilst topless.

rdf:langString Julie's niece goes missing after Colin supposedly makes her disappear during a magic trick at her birthday party, held at the centre. Meanwhile, Helen hosts a dreams workshop.

rdf:langString Offended by Brittas' 'individual figure and fitness targets', the staff refuse to speak to him; his diplomatic response is it bring in a psychiatrist to check staff anxiety levels. The psychiatrist tells Brittas that he is the cause of his staff's stress. A deadly tropical spider bites Colin. Brittas sucks out the poison and Colin recovers.

rdf:langString Carole uses Brittas' 'waking up the lion within' technique to spawn an alter-ego that commands her to take control of the centre using any means necessary.

rdf:langString After extensive surgery in Switzerland following his accident, Brittas returns to Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre. Meanwhile, Carole is back behind reception after her hopes of happiness are dashed yet again; Gavin pays special attention to attractive new staffer Penny, making Tim jealous; and Helen has escaped from her mental hospital and spent all the life-insurance money she received after Gordon's death.

rdf:langString Everything in the centre is computerised, and the staff now feel the computer has taken over their jobs; to convince Brittas to scrap the system, they attempt to sabotage it.

rdf:langString After a staff holiday trip to Burbage-on-Sea , evidence mounts up to suggest that a troubled Gavin has committed suicide. Funeral preparations are made at the centre, until Tim receives a call from Gavin, who claims he was abducted by pirates.

rdf:langString Attempting to cover up Helen’s affair, Laura’s husband Michael uses Carole’s birthday as an alibi, but the story becomes more complicated and contradictory throughout the day, and Brittas assumes that Michael is having an affair. Laura and Michael are pleased about her pregnancy. Tim is angry to discover that Gavin has been taking management courses.

rdf:langString Someone is out to kill Brittas--injuring Helen by accident after sabotaging Brittas' brakes--and wants Gavin to help him with the foul deed. Brittas and a few other people are taken to the hospital's intensive care unit, badly injured by a lorry hitting Brittas as he walked across a zebra crossing.

rdf:langString Councillor Druggett arrives in another attempt to sack Brittas as manager of the centre. £300 is missing from petty cash, which Helen borrowed to buy a dog and things for it. Druggett gives Brittas an ultimatum: either he accepts responsibility for mismanaging the hotel and resigns, or his wife will be prosecuted. Helen has previous convictions and, fearing being imprisoned, she hides in the dog kennel. Brittas replaces the money, claiming he had taken it, and resigns.

rdf:langString Brittas is to attend an important dinner meeting but Helen, knowing it will be a disaster that she too will need to attend, develops lockjaw. After a staff visit to a hypnosis show, certain staff members show erratic behaviour . When the hypnotist arrives to solve the problem, Brittas is accidentally hypnotised, making him a much better person - until its effects wear off at midnight.

rdf:langString During 'Peace and Hunger' week at the Centre, Tim, outraged to discover that he gets paid less than everyone else, holds the staff hostage in the rest room until Brittas meets his demands.

rdf:langString Gordon's brother--Reverend Horatio Brittas--visits for the centre's anniversary celebrations, and 36 staff from a Guildford leisure centre visit for their annual staff outing. As usual, things go badly wrong: the centre's oil tank begins to leak and the leaked oil is brought inside and stored in the weights room to keep it from being struck by lightning--and a firework is accidentally set off in Brittas' office and streaks along the corridor to the weights room, resulting in a large explosion and fire.

rdf:langString One member of a circus troupe that arrives at the Centre is a duplicate of Brittas, causing confusion.

rdf:langString Brittas organises a 'Dolphin Day' at the Centre, but a baby tiger shark is delivered there instead; a teenage girl arrives for two weeks of work experience, and the staff believe she has been eaten by the shark; opposed to the use of animals for personal amusement, Linda forms a protest rally outside the Centre.

rdf:langString Brittas fears for his job when the Southern Area Inspector visits, fully aware that visiting figures are poor. Colin accidentally causes a pigeon to roost in the gymnasium, leading to a chain of chaotic trivialities that threaten the inspection. Meanwhile, insulted by a badly-chosen birthday gift , Helen decides to leave Brittas.

rdf:langString One of Brittas' enemies is coating random items with glue, and shady characters repeatedly appear in the centre. This leads to a massacre of several Bolivian drug dealers in the squash courts, the felling of several OAPs, and Brittas facing trial for drug running and multiple murders. After one of the criminals present at the time gives evidence at court, Brittas is acquitted.

rdf:langString Colin finds an unexploded World War II bomb that is liable to explode. Brittas prepares to leave for his job in Brussels, to which Helen immediately warms upon seeing the luxurious lifestyle they will have. Carol, Julie, and Linda are given chances for happiness; and Laura announces her pregnancy and her plans to move to America with her husband, meaning that Gavin, and consequently Tim, are to ascend to the vacant management positions. Just as a happy ending is in sight for all of the centre's staff, Brittas gets cold feet.

rdf:langString The staff prepare for a photograph, but a chain of trivialities delays the event; heights-hater Helen participates in a parachute jump that goes horribly wrong.

rdf:langString Julie hires a personal bodyguard after receiving death threats. Brittas labels Tim nonexistent, and when Tim presents his birth certificate, it is revealed that he is not who he seems to be.

rdf:langString On the Brittas twins' christening day, Helen has misplaced them somewhere in town. Their vicar uncle Horatio arrives with an unpleasant fiancée who enjoys speaking her mind, and neither Helen nor Brittas get along with her.

rdf:langString Brittas's cold feet continues on his final day, particularly after Germany reduces its financial contribution to European Union funding. Carole tells Laura that she had her cupboard at work that she keeps her children in extended back to create a room, which Laura realises has been done by removing a supporting wall of the centre. A newly-installed water tank is overfilled and starts falling through the centre's floors. Carole is stuck in Ben's miniature car in reception--the tank's final destination. Brittas saves Carole at the last moment by pushing her out of the tank's path, seemingly being killed when it falls on him. He ascends to heaven, but is sent back to earth. Just after he is lowered into the ground in his coffin, he knocks on the inside of it and speaks.

rdf:langString Troubled by dreams about his own mortality and the future of 'The Dream', Brittas is pushing age awareness and disguises himself as an elderly man as an experiment. The result is a fight in reception, during which Brittas breaks a pensioner's glasses. Helen, pregnant with twins, goes into labour early and needs to be rushed to the hospital. She had wanted Laura to drive her, but Brittas is behind the wheel. After the man whom Brittas fought accidentally drives into Brittas' car at low speed, medical students deliver the twin boys in Whitbury High Street.

rdf:langString The centre is quiet until it becomes known that Brittas is in Bulgaria, whereupon it becomes very busy. Helen arrives and informs the staff that Brittas was accidentally crushed to death in a steel press in Bulgaria. However, as the staff and Helen prepare for an easier life without him, the staff are all horrified when he walks through the centre's doors eight days after he left. He tells them that he was shut in a chicken coop. Still believing him to be dead, Helen prepares for her wedding. Carole faints in shock, and after a talk with Colin, believes Brittas is a zombie who wants her baby to gain eternal youth. This misunderstanding leads to Carole to crush Brittas' car using an excavator--whilst he is inside it.

rdf:langString Religious television series Songs of Praise visits the newly rebuilt centre for a live recording. But with Brittas back managing the centre, now crowned local hero after his heroic rescue of three children from the previous centre's fire, chaos soon resumes and an emu roams loose in the centre. Meanwhile, Counsellor Druggett is still intent on getting rid of Brittas, and an attractive new job in Brussels might make this possible.

rdf:langString Helen is still away, and as Brittas and Laura grow closer, the staff spread rumours that they are having an affair; even more so when he announces he will be taking Laura to the annual staff dance. Her ex-husband Michael Farrell visits, desperate to reunite with her. Carole has invited her first boyfriend to the dance, who is intent on proposing marriage.

rdf:langString The centre is preparing for a concert by Vladimir Petrov, a visiting pianist from the Leningrad Conservatory. Brittas’ father Jim visits, telling Laura that he has always told Brittas that he has great ability and can achieve anything. Jim brings Brittas' late mother's piano which gets dropped, knocking the pianist unconscious. Brittas performs the concert himself, despite lacking musical ability.

rdf:langString The Duchess of Kent is to visit the centre on its first day open to the public. Brittas is determined for the day to run smoothly, but his wife Helen tries to warn Laura that disaster is guaranteed wherever her husband is. Helen is proven right when Brittas upsets the builders, causing them to abandon a leaking pool that soon floods into the boiler room; the heaters go on overdrive, the faulty automatic doors will not open, and Laura's friend Michael is electrocuted.

rdf:langString Helen and the children have gone on holiday, leaving Brittas home alone. Gavin's former girlfriend Jennifer returns, intent on reconciling, which causes a rift in his relationship with Tim, but then they discover that Jen has escaped from a mental institution with a case of explosives. To participate in Energy Saving Week, Colin has created a generator powered by the centre's 'waste material'; Jen attaches Brittas to the generator and he is electrocuted.

rdf:langString Brittas visits Brussels in relation to the job he was offered, so things should be running smoothly at the centre. However, even hundreds of miles away, he still manages to cause a chain of problems involving rats and explosions. Helen is in trouble after trying to kill a teacher.

rdf:langString Brittas appoints Gavin to the position of manager for the day, faking a series of catastrophes to challenge Gavin's managerial skills. Helen has a recent tattoo altered. Carole's wealthy old gentleman friend arrives at the centre, where he is killed when a weightlifting weight is accidentally dropped on his head.

rdf:langString Set on New Year's Eve 2019, Laura lives in Chicago and has a twentysomething son, Linda is a vicar and Gavin is running for election as a Conservative MP. The old staff of the centre prepare to reunite again for their usual end-of-year celebrations. The audience are taken back to the early weeks of the centre's existence in December 1989 and January 1990, when the staff are snowed in. As a result, they are forced to spend Christmas and New Year in the centre with limited food and heating.

rdf:langString Laura's estranged husband, Michael T. Farrell, arrives at the centre two and a half years after the couple split up. He wants her to have his child, because being a father is a condition of his inheriting his family's fortune. Brittas is unhappy and endeavours to get rid of him, despite being on a sponsored silence. He is horrified to learn that Helen is about to be charged with shoplifting and that she had been convicted of the same crime several times before she met him. The staff are interested in the draft of a novel that Carole has written.

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rdf:langString This is a list of episodes, with synopses and airdates, of the British sitcom The Brittas Empire. It stars Chris Barrie as Gordon Brittas, the well-meaning but incompetent manager of a leisure centre in Southern England. It first aired between 1991 and 1997 on BBC1. It was created by Richard Fegen and Andrew Norriss, who together co-wrote the first five series (1991–1996). A total of seven series and 52 episodes were created, including two Christmas specials (1994 and 1996) and one short sketch for Children In Need. Most of the main characters are in all episodes, but Laura is only in the first five series. Helen Brittas is in all but one episode (in series four); Linda does not appear in two episodes of the first series. Angie is only in series one, and her replacement is Julie, played by Judy Flynn, who is in all episodes from series two onwards, except for the 1996 Christmas special. The cast appeared all in character for the Royal Variety Performance of 1996, and the success of the series has resulted in it being released on VHS and DVD by 2 Entertain, BBC Warner, and Eureka Video throughout the 1990s and 2000s. An audiobook, read by Barrie as Brittas, was also released.

rdf:langString Dit is een lijst met afleveringen van de Engelse televisieserie The Brittas Empire. De serie telt 7 seizoenen. Een overzicht van alle afleveringen is hieronder te vinden.

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